Posted by FairGoer, a resident of the Danville neighborhood, on Jul 9, 2012 at 8:39 am

Wow, James your parents must be so proud. We were looking at the goats on the first Tuesday of the Fair when a drunk was trying to let a goat drink from his beer. The goat tried to grab the beer and down to the ground it went. We were in hysterics. That guy had just bought an $8 beer for himself, hadn't taken a sip and it ended up on the ground. And that goat didn't even call him the next day. hahahaha.

Posted by the dogfather, a resident of the Danville neighborhood, on Jul 9, 2012 at 9:56 am

Book him, Danno -- a man who'll do that to a helpless animal will also do that to a helpless relative, friend or child. You don't even have to care about the pig to understand that this young inebriate needs an important life lesson -- denominated in months or more.

Of course, food animals already live abjectly lousy lives, by and large -- assault should be added to misery!

Posted by Cathy K., a resident of the Danville neighborhood, on Jul 9, 2012 at 10:17 am

Harrassing a helpless animal says alot about his character. I'm glad they took him to jail before he got in his car and killed someone while DUI.

Posted by Joe, a resident of the Danville neighborhood, on Jul 9, 2012 at 10:40 am

At least he didn't try to eat the poor pig.

Posted by Derek, a resident of the Danville neighborhood, on Jul 9, 2012 at 8:23 pm

What, four posts and no Deliverance jokes? You guys are slowing down.

Was the pig's name Ned?

Posted by cardinal, a resident of the Diablo neighborhood, on Jul 10, 2012 at 7:52 am

Article fails to mention any sexual component to the drunk's assault. Apparently he lacked your vivid imagination and creativity, Derek.

Posted by Derek, a resident of the Danville neighborhood, on Jul 10, 2012 at 9:25 pm

Well.... you know what alcohol can do to a guy, Cardinal. It may not have been for lack of will.

Posted by Troy, a resident of the Danville neighborhood, on Jul 11, 2012 at 11:33 am

He is now where he should stay!