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Betty White for President
Crimes & Incidents, posted by Ralph N. Shirlet, a resident of another community, on Apr 12, 2010 at 7:02 pm
Ralph N. Shirlet is a member (registered user) of Danville Express

Dear Emily,

Can you imagine Betty White, with her exceptional humor, delivering an interaction with the Saturday Night Live better-than-Sarah cast member Tina Fey, where they explain the new Zinfandel Party (the HAL with the TEA) and Sarah's new Zinfandel flavored lipstick available at Jiffy Lube?

Betty White is running for President on the slogan "I might not survive but likely none of us will!!" as the last President of the United States of America.

How exciting! Welcome from the humorists of Al(j)amo and the We-Want-a-Wal-Mart committee.

The ROFL in Ralph N. Shirlet

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