Posted by Oxymo Ron, a resident of another community, on Apr 4, 2008 at 8:19 am

Dear Editor,

I believe our forum conversations omitted an important proposal. Over several years, the Alamo Towne Fool developed a plan to build the Diablo Vista Light, as a 67 feet tall light house in the center of the traffic circle, too small to be a roundabout. The Light would have two purposes:

First, it would be street lighting for all of our region's neighborhoods left in the dark by the lack of street lights.

Second, it would home to the Great Day to DIE Mortuary that would service the casualties created by the traffic circle. It motto, "It is a great day to DIE, but you have to get around to it!"

Now, Dear Editor, your coverage is complete.

OX

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