Unseasonable weather again delays opening of park water features Comments on Stories, posted by Editor, Danville Weekly Online, on Apr 13, 2010 at 7:52 am
For the third week, April showers are to blame for the delay in opening the water features in Town parks. Typically open from April 1 through Oct. 1, the features can be found at Hap Magee Range, Sycamore Valley, Diablo Vista and Oak Hill Parks.
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Posted by Rick Pshaw, a resident of the Danville neighborhood, on Apr 13, 2010 at 7:52 am
Well shucks. No water features yet! Mr. Johnson says that it's because of "Mother Nature continues to bless us with her own water feature." This is maximally disingenuous. It's because of the TEMPERATURE! Jed obviously didn't want to say that it's too cold to open the water play area because that would be an admission of...
Being too cold in mid-April.
When is this global warming going to kick in? We need to encourage Algore to make more speeches about it. Whenever he does, the earth warms up a little bit. (This is known as hot air)